Monday, August 22, 2011

Sports Headlines Over the Weekend

As the sports guru and enthusiast I am, here are the top sport stories from the weekend.

HATTIESBURG, Miss. -- Indianapolis owner Jim Irsay posted on his Twitter account that he was in Brett Favre's hometown, but the quarterback's agent says he has not heard of any interest from the Colts. Hopefully another Favre return is in the future so that he can destroy the Colts!


EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. -- Plaxico Burress saw the ball coming his way and everything started to move in slow motion. He stretched his arms out, grabbed the pass over his shoulder and fell into the end zone for a touchdown. After being away from the game for nearly three years, Plax was back. This story is dead to us Steeler fans!

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Cam Newton will start Carolina's preseason game against the Cincinnati Bengals. Panthers coach Ron Rivera said Sunday that Newton will play the first three quarters on Thursday night against the Bengals, but that doesn't mean the rookie quarterback will be the starter in the Sept. 11 season opener. Expect an all-star performance from Newton as he is throwing against the horrific Cincinnati Bungles!

The Arizona Cardinals signed Larry Fitzgerald to an eight-year deal that could pay the star receiver as much as $120 million, making it one of the richest deals in the NFL. If only the cardinals could lock up other superstars for eight years at a time maybe they could be in a position to contend for a championship. But the Cardinals are a good ten to twenty years for superbowl contention!

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Coach Mike Munchak is hoping the Titans soon work out a deal with Chris Johnson so the running back can get back to work and bolster a running game that is showing early promise. Fantasy Football owners are also hoping for a deal to happen so that they can bolster their Week 1 line-ups!
 
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22 comments:

  1. MattAugust 22, 2011 at 8:05 AM

    Well to bad im not much of a sports person.

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  2. shelbyAugust 22, 2011 at 8:05 AM

    I wish i knew what any of this means.

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  3. MadelineAugust 22, 2011 at 8:06 AM

    It's unbelieveable how much athletes are paid today!

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  4. Dreams Worth DreamingAugust 22, 2011 at 8:06 AM

    Brett Favre is beasty.

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  5. jessicaAugust 22, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    I would say something about this if i even understoood.

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  6. allisondaringAugust 22, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    hahahahaha i agree with shelby... who wrote all of this anyway? what website did it come from??

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  7. AnonymousAugust 22, 2011 at 8:08 AM

    I really want a PRETZAL!!!

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  8. Adam Mc.August 22, 2011 at 8:09 AM

    "Expect an all-star performance from Newton" - Nonsense

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  9. Andrew McDermittAugust 22, 2011 at 8:09 AM

    All of the players played very well.

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  10. AnonymousAugust 22, 2011 at 8:09 AM

    you spellid pretzel wrong...

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  11. DomAugust 22, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    They won't destroy the Colts, keep dreaming

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  12. Dustin SheplerAugust 22, 2011 at 8:11 AM

    Nice job but i have to disagree about Favre "destroying" the Colts.

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  13. AnthonyAugust 22, 2011 at 8:11 AM

    You can tell the NFL is about to begin with all this news

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  14. Cody MartinAugust 22, 2011 at 8:11 AM

    ESPN stories i posted and then I commented on each story

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  15. mikmakmikeAugust 22, 2011 at 8:12 AM

    i like the colts better

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  16. Cody RiceAugust 22, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    i too like the colts better

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  17. bsmith8487August 22, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    GO BEARS!!! but anyway i hope that cam newton does well in the NFL.

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  18. Jake BurgenerAugust 22, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    all i have to say is...Go Bears!

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  19. MikeAugust 22, 2011 at 9:03 AM

    Colts are still a good team, lets see how the year goes

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  20. MatthewAugust 22, 2011 at 9:03 AM

    farve doesnt have a chance to destroy the colts

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  21. LoshaAugust 22, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    Colts probly wont win, preseason, season, whats the difference for the colts

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  22. ClifAugust 23, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    Colts is the best

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